Halfhouse's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Milk Bandages]

Saaawweeeeeeettt

kick ass, i know lots of people have already said this, but it really does remind me of ren and stimpy. Awesome movie WigheadFilms/Robert. I didn't really understand the concept, I mean, I've never even heard of bruised milk... it kinda brings up the question of what bruised milk tastes like... sour milk? yea...maybe... i dunno... but in spite of the really, really random concept, everything else was exceptional. I especially liked the ending with the out take. It cracked me up. Btw, Who's bob? Good job! 4/5

mumbla responds:

bob is mr. announcer's gay love servant.

wait till you see that cartoon! boy its crazy!

[punchout directors cut]

yessss

this is quite a piece of work you got here. It's almost as if I were watching a movie of some sort. I liked the storyline... lil mac hittin the ganja... hahah. sweet. The fighting was a bit dramatic with the explosions and the green guy flyin back 20 feet... lol. Nice sound and humor, very original! overall 4/5 Lookin forward for #2 man!

AngelnX responds:

Part two is going to have more story told to this trilogy i guess you can say chapter one was a starter or the "intro" to the trilogy but check back sept 28 its the official date for the release!

[YAAFM 9: Michael Moore]

it was alright..

I personally like Michael Moore for what he has done for the country. Sure, some of his ideas maybe bias, misrepresented, or critical but in the end, it is for the greater good of the country. Americans needs to open their eyes and see behind the bullshit propaganda thats goin on. Get tricked in to joining the Army, Navy, or Marines and go learn how to destroy. Moore, though I don't approve of his methods, at least steps up to the plate and faces the currupt side of America. As for this flash, you had some good points... but they were all small and meaningless slips. This was my least favorite episode but like you said, vote fairly. 3/5

[Slipknot - Duality]

not a big slipknot fan...

but well done. the animation was well put together, almost looked like a music video of some sort. I didn't quite understand it... with the torturing of a muffin and the mass killing of clocks... anywho, good job guys.

beanies520 responds:

Thanks halfhouse! And we did specify it to be a music video... so... don't try to be retarded my man, your review was good without that shit. And I have no idea why Muffins animated torturing herself... that was uncalled for.

[Xunmato ep1]

wow sweet...

I'm lookin forward to seein some of ur future work. I knew when i saw fresh meat a little while ago you had talent... but now... its like a real t.v. show. reminds me of vash the stampede or something. Keep up the good work, you are going somewhere with this stuff man!

Godlimations responds:

heh, thanks for the review, and I'm glad you saw some of my previous work before, I will promise you a better flash in the future (more originality)

[Marathon-]

very nice indeed

well done... i liked how you made a black person singing offspring hah! hilarious, pure genious. as for the race, i liked the idea and it was very entertaining. The animation was smooth and nicely drawn. Jood Gob! (good job).

[Fairy Sorrow]

Wow sweet!

The only reason i put humor at 8 because who ever thinks of an angry fairy who kills people? I must say though, that was some sweet animation, great job with this movie I hope to see more of your work on newgrounds!

[Frank's Wild Years]

I'm an instant fan.

Presentation was perfect. The way you explained everything so clearly was awesome... so casual yet so thorough. And the plot is so random too... matter of fact, all your movies are kinda random haha.

The end reason he destroyed his life was that messed up, blind dog with skin cancer... that's classic! and oh wait, he is a bunny rabbit with a skull for a face too!

Nice choice of music btw...

[Nick Jackson's Vengeance]

I think i get what you are saying

I'm not really sure what you meant by this flash movie, you put two totally random things together. But are you trying to tell the viewer that drug commercials are way out of wack and make no sense?

You know that commercial where that kid under the influence of marijuana and hits some girl with a car? Like wtf is that? and when the kid finds a gun in his dads room and shoots his friend? uhhh, yea... that kid was probably mentally challenged in the first place... but anyways is that what you are implying?

I dunno, nice job though i like the movie.

[Caged]

it was alright

you had a couple good points with examining the human mind and its capacities, but some of them made no sense. with pain, you make your body aware of something that may hurt you, such as putting your hand on a hot stove. And to some very sick people, killing does bring happiness.

MonkeyClock responds:

That's not the point.
Or it is the entire point, depending on how you look at it.